Sometimes life may feel like it's sucking you up
But it's not, it may be just you sucking
Sometimes life may feel just like you're losing the race
But you're not you're just letting everyone else win
Sometimes it feels like everyones being a dick
But there not it's just you being a dick to every one
Somedays it seems like nothing works right
But its fine you're probably just using it wrong
You wanna change the world you better start with yourself
Charity starts at home in the skin you're in
I'm not sayin you should go and change your face
But if it bothers you that much you should get a nose job
I'm talking about what lies beneath the black and white
There's a mass of gray
It is called your brain
Do the math or higher someone to do the books
But you're the one...gotta pay the taxes
All the colors in between birth and death
Are in your head so you should stop bleaching your teeth
So take a look at what you thought was black and white
And you will see that there was nothing there at all
2. Springtime
You should be happy for your lips
You should be happy for your hips
You should be happy for your tits
But it ain't payin the rent...nah...ain't paying the rent
Where'd you learn how to walk?
Must've been in the dead of winter in New York City
Only some honey whose got no money can look so pretty
Only somebody whose got no heat can act so sweet
Come on over I'll fix you something too eat
What you hungry for?
Springtime New York City, livin is easy, lovin is free
It's springtime New York, New York, New York City fuckin New York
You can feed an army with your eyes
You can break a brick wall with your thighs
You can start a fire with your strut
You can break a neck with your but but but it ain't paying the rent
Nah, ain't paying the rent
Hey woman...you better sit your ass down
When you're every guys bed time lullaby you better skip town
Gotta get a better pair of shoes for all that runnin around
You better drive your winter ways back into the ground
Lets go pick up your soul at the lost and found
Springtime New York City, livin is easy, lovin is free
It's springtime NewYork, New York, New York City fuckin New York
3. Woke Up Hwite
I woke up white today
And everything went right today
I woke up white today and everything was a ok
I woke up Caucasian
Had a realization
I should take advantage
Of this fucked up situation
I walk up in a store
i don’t get hard looks no more
I’ll go rob a bank real fast
And surely they’ll blame your
Black Ass
Black Ass
Black Ass
Black Ass
I woke up white today and everything went right today
Everyone said hi to me cause I exude excellency
I’m starched and yuppified no way I make you terrified
I’ma go electric slide my way up to the upper
East Side
East Side
East Side
East Side
I’m the embodiment of a fine upstanding citizen
And the cops just drive on by even though I’m super high
I know black folks real well cause I watch me some Dave Chapelle
In a fancy restaurant they don’t assume I want
Chicken
Chicken
Chicken
Chicken
Hey hey i woke up white today
Woke up white today
I woke up white today and everything went right today
i woke up white today and everything was a ok
I woke up caucasian had a realization
I should take advantage of this fucked up situation
Woke up white today
True story
4. Raindrops From The Sun (Hey Hey Hey)
Yesterday was kind of like the fourth of july
The way your face lit up the entire sky
I had to look away because it hurt my eyes
The way you hit me was a big surprise
Yesterday I really didn’t know what to say
I wasn’t making any sense but it felt ok
I asked you if it was my birthday
This kind of thing don’t happen everyday
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
Didn’t think an angel would get in my way
Yesterday I felt just like a child
A little curious a little wild
Live in the moment and never go out of style
You know it’s really been a while
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
I didn’t think an angel would get in my way
Excuse me wont you step aside
I ain’t got no room for you in my life
I don’t got the patience to love again
I don’t got the guts to keep you as a friend
Be an angel and fly away
I hope you reach some heavenly place
If you come back when you’re all done
Bring me some raindrops from the sun
Today I feel like i’m doing time
Didn’t know it could be just like a crime
Been a while since I let you go
But time don’t let regrets go
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
I didn’t think an angel would get in my way
So I gotta welcome angels
5. 30th Birthday
This is a benefit concert for everyone approaching the age of 30...exits are clearly marked to the right and to the left and stop smoking in the stadium.
Today is your 30th Birthday, no way don't it make you feel ill.
Today is your 30th Birthday, you're over the hill you're over the hill.
There's no where to run to there's nowhere to hide
You are now thirty and you're still alive
Still feelin thirsty you're still gettin high
Not really workin you're just gettin by
All you want now is your piece of the pie
Sorry to tell you you're livin a lie
Don't mean to hurt you or kill off the vibe
For certain it's curtains you'll never survive
I'm fuckin with you what' s up wit you
All distant fuck this shit
Let's hit the bar and get twisted
Then hit the car and get lifted
Take a couple puffs and just clip it
Them go hit up a club and just kick it
Reminisce on some when we were kid shit
Like remember skitchin?
Over the hill but still got your looks
Plus thirty years keepin' it off the hook
I know the years creepin' up might got you shook
That's why we're dedicatin' this monster hook
To all of y'all too young die
But to old to fuck around and not know why
Chasin' wasted youth and
Watchin' the days go by
Well not me I got me some coffee
And a couple of plans
I'm going to quit my nine to five
And I'm goin' stick it to the man!
Stand on my own, now that I'm grown
Makin' it known like customer surveys
Baby don't diss me, come on get with me
Quickly kiss me it's my birthday
Damn girl you're really gettin up there
Time too pop a couple out and strap em to a high chair
It ain't fair, it ain't me, have a bunch of babies the minute I hit 30
Damn right I got other plans (jazz)
Besides scrubbin dirty dishes and soakin greazy pans
I wanna sail on a boat and go to an island
Get off the boat and then claim it my land
Hip hop music and J pop pop rock
Chicken teriyaki ham hocks in a wok
In this life I wanna see a girl president
In this life I wanna be a girl president
But nows the time to get a grip on what's real
I'm over the hill still tryin to get a record deal
It really ain't as bad as it seems
Time can steal my youth but can't take away my dreams
6. Let It Kill You
Well...ya got no friends and you’re always alone
But you got 20 missed calls on your cellular phone
If you’re constantly out to lunch you’re gonna choke on a bone
You’re never sick but you always feel ill
You got a belly full of honey and a pocket full of pills
If you’re livin' in your own world your’re gonna die alone
But if you like it, Let it Kill You
Save your talk for the dollar store
No bargaining with it
Your breath is something whiskey
And your talk is just spit
You got a hollow leg but the rest of you is full of shit
You can’t get enough cause you’re a bottomless pit
You’re a fly in a pig sty wallowing in it
If you swallow that bug in your drink you think you’ll get more lit?
But if you like it, Let it kill you
It's gonna be a long way home, so I'm gonna rock the microphone
You try to make it go away with self medication
But oblivious to the world is an odd sensation
If you’re livin’ in a bubble than you’re gonna die of suffocation
Are you gonna give it up
Are you gonna let it go
You can enter the rest of the world
Cause everybody knows that you’re
Happy when you’re high and your crappy when you’re feelin' low
7. Dirty Pictures
I found your dirty pictures
I heard your dirty lies
If what they say is true
I better call the FBI
I found your dirty pictures
They were carelessly exposed
Scattered on the bedroom floor
You should've left them undisclosed
Nothings safe and sound you dirty dirty man
You got caught with your pants down
With your head in your hand
I found your dirty pictures
Your fetish was revealed
Oh my god all over that body
Make that fat girl squeal
I found your filthy photos
Your secret was unveiled
Your covert operation has just been derailed
You just made a fat girl cry
I found your dirty pictures
I spied and lost my appetite
The cows are comin' home now now now now
The pigs are gonna take flight gonna fly through the sky all right
Nothings safe and sound you dirty dirty man
You got caught with your pants down
With your head in your hand
You can dress me up in leather
You can garnish me with silk
But you can't ask me if i can do that cause i don't eat milk nah
I found your filthy photos
There's beauty in bovine
The line between human and swine has been redefined
You just made a fat girl cry
Listen to the beat cause I'm still debating
But people and pigs are procreating
People and pigs are procreating
People and pigs are procreating imagine that
Just made a fat girl cry
8. Keys 2 Your Ass
Ride Roll Ride Roll
If you wanna ride if you wanna roll
you don't need the keys to the front door
turn on the ignition, now I got you wishin'
we were in the back seat, we were gettin' nasty
I'll leave them under the back door
or you can got through the side door if you want more
you know it's always open for you
I got the keys to your ass
I got the keys to your ass
I got the keys to your ass
I know how to pop that trunk
Ride Roll Ride Roll
If you wanna ride if you wanna roll
you don't need the keys to the front door
turn on the ignition, now I got you wishin'
we were in the back seat, we were gettin' nasty
I'll leave them under the back door
or you can got through the side door if you want more
You know it's always open for you
This ain't no broke back
I know how to throw back
Tryin' to make a comeback
Ain't no way to go back
Show you that ass crack
Eat it like a big mac
Show me what you got black
Time to make it hot black
If you got the keys you can take it for a test drive
You know how to pop that
Make it bounce, make it live
Rollin up a side street
Naked in the back seat
You ain't gotta pick this lock if you nasty
We was in the back seat we was gettin' nasty (ride)
We was in the back seat we was gettin' nasty (roll)
I got the keys to your ass
I got the keys to your ass
I got the keys to your ass
I know how to pop that trunk
I'll leave them under the back door
or you can got through the side door if you want more
you know it's always open for you
9. Black&White Jingle #2
Fuckin up
I know you're fuckin up
It happens to the best of us
So you can give it up let go,
Start again just because you can
I know it's a rainy day but sunshine comes from with in sunshine
After all we are just chickens who figured out how to fly
And we collide in the air
Too much traffic in the sky
You can't fly away
Your problems on the plane
Cause it likes to stay warm in the skin you're in
Underneath that stupid palm tree there's a stomach in your mind
And your pain is like a rock
That lays there waiting for some resolve
10. I Love Your Hair
Sitting around waiting sitting around waiting
Sitting around waiting around
Waiting around sitting waiting sitting
Sitting around waiting around
Standing around waiting around sitting around waiting
Da da da da da da da da da da da
Just sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up
I love your hair (thanks) I love your hair (cool)
The rain keeps fallin' on my head now
Messin' up my hair now messin' up my hair
The rain keeps pourin' in my brain now messin' up my head now
Messin' up my head
If I can wear it down (I love your hair)
Or I can pick it out
Or I can pull it up pull it back
Or I can rip it out
Flick my cigarette on the red carpet
I ain't gotta be polite if pluto ain't gotta be a planet
Ain't nothin' more offensive than the plain truth
Ain't no other fuck you like the real you baby
I love your hair I hate your face
11. J.L.i.a.T.o.Y.O
It's 2068 and there's no security
I'm a work till the day i die
It's 2068 and there's no security
Give a man a fish and he'll take a mile
Real fast...if you're gonna show your ass
Well then it better be clean if ya know what i mean
DO YOU! KNOW WHAT! I MEAN?!
It don't take a whole lot of wit
Just know the difference between a fart and a shit SHIT SHIT
John Lennon is a trademark of Yoko Ono Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!!
John Lennon is a trademark of Yoko Ono Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!
In 1968 you gave a woman an inch
Didn't think you'd be workin on the day you died
It's 2068 and there's no security
She ate her fish for a life time...she ate em all fried
John Lennon is a trademark of Yoko Ono Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
John Lennon is a trademark of Yoko Ono Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Use your imagination, turn into a corporation, make that your final destination
Imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine imagine.......
John Lennon is a Trademark of Yoko Ono
For real. Yo.
12. I'm a Pocket
I'm a pocket In my pocket
13. This Is My Chicken
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14. In a Room
In a room you and i are naked
In a moment life is created
The outside world can be so complicated
Close the door and we can escape it
We can escape it we can escape it we can
A man walked on the a train butt naked
Took a dump and then urinated
Everyone was so humiliated
The train doors closed
We couldn’t escape it
I got two dollars in my pocket
I’m gonna buy me a bullet and...
Throw it away
People act so un-evolved
Some disputes are never resolved
(In a room a problem is solved just
Shut the door and don't get involved)
I got some money in my pocket
Im gonna buy me a glock and throw it away
In a room you and i are naked
In a moment life is created
The outside world can be so complicated
Close the door and we can escape it
In a room babies are born
Minds are lost
Lessons are learned
Minds are lost
Music is made
Wounds are healed
We’re not afraid
To be who we are
To act like we care
To speak from our heart
We’re naked again
And you are my best friend